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Each Friday night after work, Bubbal Singh would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of Bubbal's
neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were
forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma
from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Bubbal, and
suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study,
Bubbal attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,
''You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."  

Bubbal's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubbal's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped
and watched in amazement. There stood Bubbal, clutching a small bottle of
holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:
"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a
chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato "!