|There are many ways to eat a masala dosa .What ever the way one eats; there is
a very good reason for doing that. It shows some traits of the person...
Case 1: People who open the masala dosa and eat it: These are the people who
are very open about their life. Everyone one the persons friends would know all
about him/her. I have generally seen guys do this rather than girls. Some people
think that it is a gross way of eating but in truth, these people are just portraying
who they are and how their life is.
Case 2: People who start from both end and approach the masala later: These are
the people who like to wait for the exiting things to come to their life. Sadly when
the times comes, they are not too interested or just do not know how to enjoy it
to the fullest. These are the folks who just want life as either dry or exiting. They
just do not know how to phase their life and enjoy it no matter what. There are
two types of people within this group
Case 2.1: People who do not finish all the masala: These folks just do not care as
much for the fun times as they are already brought down by the harsh reality of
life. The dry periods in their life has left them with so much scars that they do not
want to be really happy when the time is right. They just take only as much as
they needed and end their life. A very sorry state indeed.
Case 2.2: People who finish all the masala with the little dosa they have: These
are the folks who just are the extremes. They just go all out in life. No matter it is
dark or bright. They may not enjoy life to the fullest but they sure make sure that
they get every single good and bad thing out of life. Sometimes these folks are
really hard to get along with. They are either your best friends or your worst
enemies. They do not have a middle path at all.
Case 3: People who start from the middle and proceed to both ends: These are
the people who like to get right to what they think is their best part of life.
Usually these guys finish of the good portions in a hurry and get stuck with
nothing but worst parts of their life. The thing to note among these people is that
the tendency to burn out very early in their life. Like the above case, there are
two kinds of people in this group too.
Case 3.1: People who do not finish the dosa: These folks are really the saddest of
people. They are the ones who tend to end their life as soon as it hits the bad
patch. For them, they only need and want the best things in life and nothing
more. Typically, they are not prepared or tuned to life as a whole. They just want
to enjoy from first till last. Sadly, no one in the world can live without even an
ounce of sadness in life. Not even the richest of the richest. But to self destruct at
the mere sign of distress is very bad. That is what these guys tend to do. Some
learn to live life but most of them do not.
Case 3.1: People who do finish the dosa: These folks are the typical human
beings. We all enjoy the greatest of times in life and push the sad parts thinking
about the great times in life. Typically the plate is clean and nothing is left for fate
or in life. Happiness and sadness are part of life and these guys know that and are
kind of prepared for it. Life is not always happy but there are moments of
happiness here and there.
Case 4: People who eat the dosa making sure that the masala lasts for the whole
dosa: These people are very rare. These are the people who like to attain balance
in their life. It is hard to displease these people and it is hard to make them really
happy. They like their balance and are very protective of it. Sadly these are the
people who tend to be lonely as anyone else may upset the balance of their
system. Perfectionist to the core and are very careful. These guys do not make
the best company but are needed in any group to make the group from going hay
Case 5: People who do not share and eat the dosa as if it is precious: These folks
are very protective about their life. They do not want anyone to come and
interfere in their life. They like to hide their true nature and intensions for their
benefit. Beware of such people as they are in every group for their own need and
Case 6: People who offer their first bite to others: These guys are overly friendly.
They do anything to be part of a group and make everyone feel like the group is
important than the individuals. They are the glue that holds any group together.
They are very friendly and bring the best of all the others in the group. They go
out of their way to help other friends. Most groups should have a person like this
and they are the ones who plan the group outings and other group activities.
Once this person is out of the group, typically the group slowly falls apart.
Case 7: People who take one or two bites and then offer the dosa to others:
These guys care about friends and friendship but they take their time to get into
the group. They take their time in making friends and they typically are very
committed once into the friendship. These guys like to always be in the side lines
and typically do not jump into anything in life. They always take their time to
analyze the situation and then make a decision. These guys take the better safe
than sorry approach.
Case 8: People who wait for others to make the offer first: Typical people I must
say. They are unsure about everything. Even if they wanted to offer, they will wait
till the other person offers the food first. If the other person is silent, so are these
people. They are the followers. They do terrific idea, they will pitch it to someone
else and get their advice before proceeding. Sadly, most of the elderly world like
these types of people.
Case 9: People who offer dosa only when they cannot finish it on their own: You
all may be familiar with these kinds of people. People who are very generous only
when all their needs are fulfilled. These folks are selfish but at the same time not
misers or greedy. They just want to satisfy themselves before they give it to the
world. They typically do not stuff themselves nor do they tend to starve. They are
very good people who would give you the best of advices in life. They would make
sure that you are not sad following their advice.
Case 10: People who offer the whole dosa and eat from others plates: These folks
are other extreme. They know what they want, they get what they want but they
cannot enjoy what they want. Instead they tend to settle for other things in life
which satisfies the needs but does not satisfy the person completely. These guys
are termed as born losers cause even when they have the thing they wanted,
they can't stop others from stealing it from them.
So next time you sit with a person eating a masala dosa, look closely and see if
he/she falls into one of the above categories. You may be surprised as how much
it reveals about the person.
Enjoy eating Masala Dosa !!!